gemz asked 03/10/2010:
There is this woman next door who has this bulge just below her belly. It looks like a honeydew melon underneath a blanket. I just had to get that out coz obviously I’m not going to tell her that she has a fanjita bulge. Coz she’d be like, ‘whatcha doing looking there?’ But its so huge you can’t miss it. I just had to get that out my system, coz its no a nice sight. Does anyone else know what I’m talking about? Or is my mind completely gone a missing? I mean she has one of those bulges old people get when they wear their trousers up around their necks… like really high. She’s not even fat thats the thing (no offense to any fat people am all for hips n curves not skin and bone) I’d be able to accept it if she was fat. But she just has this motherfucker hanging out like its cool. I wanna run up and kick it. Ok, also I simply don’t like the woman. But does anyone know of anyone with a bulge like that or is it just me who sees it?